How to Housebreak a Puppy with a Newspaper

Everyone has heard of this method for housebreaking a dog. Here's how to do it with maximum effectiveness.

Get a section of the paper and roll it up, taping it (or using rubber bands) so it doesn't unfurl.

As soon as your puppy makes a mistake indoors, take the paper and hit yourself on the head six times while saying, "I didn't watch my puppy."

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Last updated February 1, 2002.