Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words liver and cheese together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular Black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever," said the Poodle.
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said, "How well can you do?"
"Um......I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's as uninspired as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says......
"Liver alone. Cheese mine."